Joke :: A Dog's Letter

A dog went to a telegram office, took out a blank form and wrote:
"Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof."

The clerk examined the paper and politely told the dog:
"There are only nine words here. You could send another "Woof" for the same price."

The dog replied, "But that would make no sense at all."